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Napoleon Dynamite Movie Lines | "What are you going to do today, Napoleon?" "Whatever I feel like I want to do. God!" "What kind of gun did you use?" "A frickin' twelve gauge, what do you think?!" "Have you talked to the school nurse?" "No, she doesn't know anything!" "Can you bring me my Chapstick?" "No, Napoleon." "But my lips hurt real bad!" "Uhhh... idiot." "You know there is like a butt load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff." "Dang..." "Lucky!" "You got like... three feet of air that time." "How was school?" "Worst day of my life, what do ya think!?" "Knock it off Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesi-dilla!" "We both know I'm training to become a cage fighter." "Since when Kip, you have the worst reflexes of all time." "Tina ya fat lard, come get some dinner!" "It's called Rex-Quan-Do!" "Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!!" "I'm just going to break the wrist, and walk away... Break the wrist, and walk away..." "Take a look at what I'm wearing people. Do you think anyone wants a round house kick to the face, while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it..." "Build her a cake, or something." "How long did it take you to grow that mustache?" "A couple of days." "I see your drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think your fat? 'Cause your not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to." "Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it, 'cause I can't fit my numchuks in there anymore." "This is pretty much the worst video ever made!" "What's a liger?" "It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and tiger mixed. Bred for its skills and magic." "See, this isn't your run of the mill crapper wear." "Ya... he's a tender little guy. Still gets beat up and what not." "Ow! Your bruising my neck meat." "Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!?" "Do chickens have large talons?" "Took me like... three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip." "I like your sleeves. They're real big." "What are my skills?" "Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're real good at hooking up with chicks. Plus, your like the only guy at school with a mustache." "I've already got a soul mate." "Oh ya... what's her name again?" "LaFawnduh." "How's your neck?" "Stings..." That's too bad... Pedro offers you his protection. "Sorry Napoleon, we're just runnin' a little bit late for some prime rib. Tell Uncle Rico not to wait up for me." "Too bad, she said doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eatin' all our steak!" "Pedro, just listen to your heart. That's what I do." "If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true." "I caught you a delicious bass... Want to play me?" Director: Jared Hess Writers: Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess Released: August 27, 2004 Movie length: 82 minutes Cast: Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite Jon Gries - Uncle Rico Efren Ramirez - Pedro Sanchez Aaron Ruell - Kip Dynamite Diedrich Bader - Rex Tina Majorino - Deb Sandy Martin - Grandma Haylie Duff - Summer Wheatly Trevor Snarr - Don Shondrella Avery - LaFawnduh Lucas Bracken Johnson - Randy Carmen Brady - Starla Ellen Dubin - Ilene J.C. Cunningham - Jock #1 James Stevens - Jock #2 Please let friends know about Napoleon Dynamite movie lines. Play a trivia style game, by reading the Napoleon Dynamite movie lines to see if friends recognize the movie. Or, choose some Napoleon Dynamite movie lines and then watch the movie with friends. Last person to call out loud the Napoleon Dynamite movie lines loses and drinks a cold beverage! The Napoleon Dynamite move lines will always be free, right here. Thanks for visiting the Napoleon Dynamite movie lines! |
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