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Man Of The Year Movie Lines | "Soon all of your appliances will talk to each other. You'll get on the scale and the scale will go... 'I've talked to the microwave.'" "The general public is frustrated with the polarization of the political parties, and lack of accountability!" "In the bowels of the building, something else was about to take place..." "There's no pop zing, there's no boomf!" "You talk about politics without comedy, it's like wanting to get laid, and forgetting to bring along the woman." "It's like the comic who gets to play Carnegie Hall, but shows up and plays the violin." "All I remember, is Nixon sweating like Elizabeth Taylor after a Mexican meal." "I was in the circus." "No way." "Yes. I used to shave elephants... not kidding, they grow these big beards in the wild, they rub it on trees. In the circus you shave'em with a blow torch. One of those pump things. The gasoline, you throw it all over their face." "How long have you been smoking?" "Since I was seven." "This guy smiles so much, its starting to upset me." "Who gives a shit what talking heads think different is good. When I first saw you I liked you 'cause you were different. No? Ya!" "When I was a young boy, I used to look at pictures of naked ladies. Hence, my right hand is very strong. I touched myself more than the third base coach. Seventeen years old, I beat up a guy. When I was twenty one, I went to a prostitute. It was so bad she actually gave me a refund. I once had a blind date I left in the theater. I felt so bad I married her, that's my ex-wife who I'm not on good terms with. Ah... I just farted a little while back there, for anybody who wanted to ask." "We'll give you Viagra, but we won't pay for glasses. So you can have a hard on, but you can't see where to put it." "Ding-Dong... Ready for your pina-colonic?" "At least you didn't go gently into the good night." "What do you think of gay marriage? He said, I think gays have the right to be just as miserable as the rest of us." "Whoa... whoa... wait a minute, we may have a problem here. I like it crispy. I like a nice crunchy skin." "I'm a producer. I've produced a lot of turkeys." "She could tell ya Ghandi ate hot dogs, you'd believe her." "I mean they elected an Italian porn star to their senate, which is wonderful. There is no sex scandal there, just great posters and incredible downloads." "I love the buckled shoe though, you know its part pimp, part pilgrim. You can either that to get off the Mayflower, or have four girls in a Cadillac." "If they throw their panties on the stage for me, it's basically because they want them fluffed and folded, and back by Friday." "For those of you who are actually thinking of getting breast implants, something new I want you to try. A lot of people get the large ones, those are lovely. Do something new for your boyfriend... put in a squeak toy." "Politicians are a lot like diapers, they should be changed frequently, and for the same reason." Director: Barry Levinson Writers: Barry Levinson Released: October 13, 2006 Movie length: 115 minutes Cast: Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs Christopher Walken - Jack Menken Laura Linney - Eleanor Green Lewis Black - Eddie Langston Jeff Goldblum - Alan Stewart David Alpay - Danny Faith Daniels - Moderator Tina Fey - Herself Amy Poehler - Herself Doug Murray - Mathias Chris Matthews - News Anchor #1 James Carville - Political Commentator #1 Rick Roberts - Hemmings Karen Hines - Alison McAndrews Linda Kash - Jenny Adams Please let friends the Man Of The Year movie lines. You can play games with Man Of The Year movie lines. Speak the Man Of The Year movie lines out loud to friends, and see if they can guess the right movie. Or, watch the movie, the last person to call out the Man Of The Year movie lines loses and drinks a cold one! Thanks for enjoying our Man Of The Year movie lines! |
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