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I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry Movie Lines
| "You slept with my twin sister on Saturday, that's why I'm so upset!" "How do you know for sure it wasn't you?" "'Cause I wasn't there!" "It sure looked like you were there to me. C'mon, let's figure this out together, this is a tricky situation. Do me a favor, say 'Oh Chuck, keep butterin' my biscuit." "Holy Shamoo!" "Boulanaise!" "Looks more like bowl of shit." "Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gunna tell is pretty rough. They... removed your entire body. Your nothin' but a head now." "What?" "They said that there was enough fat on your head to re-build you a new body so they got scientists in the other room workin' on it." "I can't be gay for ya, Larry. I can be a lesbian for ya, but that's about it." "So you haven't always been gay?" "No ahh... I'm newly ah... gay. When she died, I knew I would never find another woman who would make me as happy and ahh... that's when I boarded the dude train." "This is Glen Aldritch, from the penis department ahh... 'Pension Department'." "Balls and weiners all the way, right here!" "We gotta make this place more gay!" "More gay?" "Ya... he went through our trash, he says it's not gay enough." "Well let's gay that shit up then!" "Are you kidding me, there's no silicone here, I swear!" "Oh... no big deal if they are or not, I don't care." "I've got nothing to hide. Feel'em." "Feel'em?" "Feel'em!" "I mean I... I... I... ah... ahh... I have a ahh... I'd rather feel a flabby man pec to be honest with ya, but in the name of science... if you need me to hold your bodacious bahama-mamas, or whatever the guys call'em nowadays, I'll do it. " "Why'd you pick Larry? I mean I workout. I tweeze my unibrow. Am I not good lookin' enough for you or some shit?" "No no no, Ronaldo, you're just not my type. You're a ten. I just like'em... chubby. That's my thing..." "I'm a ten! Ya hear that, I'm a ten! Wahooo!" "... On a scale to a hundred." Director: Dennis Dugan Writers: Barry Fanaro, Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor Released: July 20, 2007 Movie length: 110 minutes Cast: Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine Kevin James - Larry Valentine Jessica Biel - Alex McDonough Dan Aykroyd - Captain Phineas J. Tucker Ving Rhames - Fred G. Duncan Steve Buscemi - Clinton Fitzer Nicholas Turturro - Renaldo Pinera Allen Covert - Steve Rachel Dratch - Benefits Supervisor Richard Chamberlain - Councilman Banks Nick Swardson - Kevin McDonough Blake Clark - Crazy Homeless Man Mary Pat Gleason - Teresa the Maid Matt Winston - Glen Aldrich Lance Bass - Band Leader Play games using I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry movie lines. Read the I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry movie lines out loud and see if friends recognize the movie. Or, scan the I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry movie lines and then watch the movie. Last person to call out the I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry movie lines loses and drinks a cold one! I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry movie lines will always be free right here. Please let friends know about Masterpiece's I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry movie lines! lines! |
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