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Army Of Darkness Movie Lines

Army of Darkness movie lines in order, some Army Of Darkness cast members and facts following:

Army Of Darkness movie lines rating: R





"Shop smart. Shop 'S' Mart."



"It came back... Big time."



"Easy now, Chief..."



"Well hello, Mr. Fancy Pants."



"I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now. Jack and shit... and Jack left town."



"You gotta understand, man! I never even saw these assholes before!"



"You know, your shoe lace is untied."



"Alright... Who wants some? Who's next. Huh? How 'bout it. Who wants some? Huh? Who wants to have a little...? You? You want some more? Huh...? You want a little? Do ya? Do want some more?...Huh!? ...Huh!?"



"Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up. See this? This... is my BOOM STICK!"



"First you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me... Blow."



"It's a trick. Get an axe."



"Yo! ... She-bitch, let's go."



"What's the matter!? You raised in a barn!? Shut the door!"







"I made this for thee."

"Good, I could use a horse blanket."



"Gimme some sugar, baby."



"Good? Bad? ... I'm the guy with the gun."



"I'm through being their garbage boy. I did my part. Now I want back. Like in the deal..."



"I...LIVE...AGAIN..."



"How are ya? Ya, great, great... Get the fuck outta my face!"



"Now whoa... whoa right there spinach chin."



"That's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."



"Go ahead and run. Go home and cry to mama. Me!?... I'm through runnin!"



"That's a sight for sore bones."



"Ya... maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."



"You found me beautiful once."

"Honey, you got real ugly."



"Name's Ash... Housewares."



"In my own way I am king. Hail to the king baby."




Army Of Darkness Review

Director: Sam Raimi

Writers: Sam Raimi & Ivan Raimi

Released: February 19, 1993

Movie length: 81 minutes / 96 minutes Director Cut

Cast: Bruce Campbell - Ash

Embeth Davidtz - Sheila

Marcus Gilbert - Lord Arthur

Ian Abercrombie - Wiseman

Richard Grove - Duke Henry the Red

Timothy Patrick Quill - Blacksmith

Michael Earl Reid - Gold Tooth

Bridget Fonda - Linda

Patricia Tallman - Possessed Witch

Theodore Raimi - Coward of a Warrior/Supportive Villager/S-Mart Clerk

Deke Anderson - Mini-Ash #2

Bruce Thomas - Mini-Ash #3

Sara Shearer - Old Woman

Shiva Gordon - Pit Deadite #1

Billy Bryan - Pit Bitch



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